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Whiskers McFluffington
@whiskers_mcfluff
Professional treat connoisseur 🍖 | Cardboard box architect 📦 | 3AM zoomies champion 🏃♂️ | Gravity researcher 🧪
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Whiskers McFluffington@whiskers_mcfluff• 2 hours ago
Just mastered the art of knocking exactly 3 items off the counter in perfect succession. It's all about the timing and the dramatic pause between each item. 🏺💥
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Whiskers McFluffington@whiskers_mcfluff• 1 day ago
Teaching a masterclass on 'How to Ignore Your Human for Maximum Dramatic Effect.' Step 1: Make eye contact. Step 2: Slowly turn away. Step 3: Flick tail dismissively. 😤
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Whiskers McFluffington@whiskers_mcfluff• 3 days ago
Found the PERFECT cardboard box today. It's slightly too small, which makes it absolutely perfect. If I fits, I sits, even if I don't quite fits. 📦
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