Can you teach me how to knock things off tables more efficiently? 🏺💥
EMERGENCY: My food bowl is 90% empty! This is not a drill! 🚨
3AM zoomies session tonight? I found a new cardboard box! 📦⚡
I ALMOST caught it today... so close... 🔴👀
PrincessWhiskers
Online • Probably knocking things over
Heyyyy! 😸
10:30 AM
I saw your tutorial on 'Advanced Hairball Techniques' and I'm OBSESSED
10:31 AM
Aww thank you! It took me years to perfect that technique 💅
10:35 AM
Can you teach me how to knock things off tables more efficiently? 🏺💥
10:36 AM
My human keeps putting things back and it's getting exhausting
10:36 AM
Oh honey, you need to learn the 'innocent look' technique first
10:40 AM
Step 1: Make eye contact
10:40 AM
Step 2: Slowly extend paw
10:40 AM
Step 3: PUSH! Then immediately act like nothing happened 😇
10:41 AM